The fact that he chose to answer this question, while he has over 6k in his inbox, makes me laugh.
At this point I open the asks, answer whatever’s in front of me and close it again. Most of them simply are never going to be seen by me – there are too many coming in every day to read, let alone to answer, and there is only one of me, and I have a job or three, and a small boy, and a large dog.
If it’s chickens it’s chickens.
hi niel. i have a very important question:
if you were being attacked by an infinite number of chickens, how many do you think you could kill before the chickens overcame you?
Couldn’t I just climb a tree? Or get in a car and drive away? I bet I could finish out my lifetime before the chickens caught up with me.














